歪诗大战课外活动的时候，我们班同学进行了歪诗大战。
During the extracurricular activities, our classmates had a war of crooked poems.
冬冬说：“小猫不洗澡，到处捉小鸟。
小鸟没捉着，摔跤少不了。
”Dongdong said: "kittens don't bathe, they catch birds everywhere.
If the bird is not caught, wrestling is necessary.
"丁丁说：“春眠不觉晓，处处蚊子咬。
打开敌敌畏，蚊子活不了。
”Ding Ding said, "I don't feel the dawn when I sleep in spring.
Mosquitoes bite everywhere.
Open dichlorvos, mosquitoes will not live.
"我说：“日照香炉生紫烟，狐狸来到烤鸭店。
口水流了三千尺，一摸兜里没带遥。
”I said: "sunshine censer gives birth to purple smoke, fox comes to roast duck shop.
The saliva flowed three thousand feet.
I had no money in my pocket.
"毛毛说：“遥前明月光，小熊睡得香……”Maomao said: "the bright moon in front of the bed makes the bear sleep well.
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"突然，老师进来了。
吓得同学们屁滚尿流，一个个成了小哑巴。
Suddenly, the teacher came in.
Scared the students to piss off and become dumb one by one.