我还没死(幽默小品)I wasn't dead 　　A young man fell into a state of coma, but recovered before his friends had buried him.
One of them asked what it felt like to be dead.
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com) 　　"Dead!
" he exclaimed.
"I wasn't dead.
And I knew I wasn't, because my feet were cold and I was hungry.
" 　　"But how did that make you sure?
" 　　"Well, I knew that if I were in heaven I shouldn't be hungry, and if I was in the other place my feet wouldn't be cold.
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我还没死 (幽默小品)
　　一个年轻人昏死了过去，但是当他的朋友们要掩埋他的时候却又苏醒过来。
他的一个朋友问他死的感觉是怎样的。
　　“死！
”他喊道“我并没有死，我知道我没死，因为我的脚是凉的，而我又很饿。
” 　　“你怎么能肯定你没死？
” 　　“当然哪，我知道如果我上了天堂，我就不会觉得饿；如果我下到地狱，那我的脚就不会是凉的了。
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