我的自画像
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现实中的我十分爱笑，也很幽默。
遥，朋友对我说：“我突然想尝尝人遥包子是什么味道。
”我笑道：“那你去找孙二娘呗。
”她说：“我不找她，我找孙大娘。
”我笑得更厉害了：“孙大娘早就不在人世了。
”她也笑了起来：“那我找孙三娘。
”我继续笑：“老三尚未出世，需再等n年，n大于三百万。
“她歪着头悻悻地说：“那我只好找孙二娘了。
”我强忍住笑说：“孙二娘因贩卖人遥包而被水浒市派出所刑事拘留，暂停营业。
”说完，我们都笑作了一团。
我还喜欢给别人讲笑话，平时看一看笑话书，把好笑的笑话都记住，有空就讲给别人听，有时谈到什么话题，我都会想起一个有关的笑话，比如谈到老外，我就会想起有关老外的笑话。
我讲的笑话常常逗得大家哈哈大笑，我在班里是大家的“开心果”。
In the painting, I have big eyebrows, a small garlic nose, a round face, short hair, and am smiling happily.
In reality, I like to laugh very much, and I'm also very humorous.
Once, my friend said to me, "all of a sudden, I want to taste the human meat bun.
" "I smile:" then you go to find sun Er Niang She said, "I'm not looking for her.
I'm looking for Aunt sun.
" I laughed even more: "aunt sun has long been dead.
" She also smiled: "then I'll find sun Sanniang.
" I continued to laugh: "the third child has not yet been born.
I need to wait another n years.
N is more than 3 million.
"She tilted her head and said angrily," then I have to find sun erniang.
" I couldn't help but smile and say, "sun erniang was detained by Shuihu police station for selling human flesh bags, and her business was suspended.
" After that, we all laughed together.
I also like to tell jokes to others.
I usually read a joke book, remember all the funny jokes, and tell them to others when I have time.
Sometimes when I talk about any topic, I will think of a relevant joke.
For example, when I talk about foreigners, I will think of jokes about foreigners.
My jokes often make everyone laugh.
I am everyone's "happy fruit" in my class.
我还喜欢玩电脑，不过我这个玩，不是指玩游戏，而是指处理图片。
我较喜欢用一种叫“photoshop”的制图工具来做图，它里面要用到图层、通道、滤镜等许多工具，如果处理得好，图片看起来就会十分漂亮！
我在网上找到了一个论坛，里面有许多像我一样爱玩电脑的人，我就向他们请教，学习知识，按时做网上作业。
遥我的水平已经有了进步，并在网上交到了很多朋友，我们在一起讨论问题，谈得不亦乐乎。
I also like to play computer, but I do not mean to play games, but to deal with pictures.
I like to use a kind of drawing tool called "Photoshop" to make a picture.
It needs many tools such as layers, channels, filters, etc.
if it is handled well, the picture will look very beautiful!
I found a forum on the Internet where there are many people like me who like to play computer games.
I asked them for advice, learned knowledge and did online homework on time.
Now my level has improved, and I have made a lot of friends online.
We have a lot of fun discussing problems together.
我也喜欢做手工。
我曾经用纸板做了一个花篮，里面放了许多纸花，我涂上颜遥，它就成了一个漂亮的工艺品。
我还做了相框，装饰品等各种各样的手工品，把它们的照片给别人看，大家都说做的好。
我还会游泳、吹葫芦丝，还是一个爱看书的人。
I also like to do it by hand.
I used to make a flower basket out of cardboard.
There are many paper flowers in it.
When I paint it with color, it becomes a beautiful handicraft.
I also made all kinds of handicrafts, such as picture frames and decorations, and showed their photos to others.
They all said that they were good.
I can also swim, blow gourd silk, or a love of reading.
这就是我，一个幽默、爱笑、爱玩电脑的人，你愿意与我交朋友吗？
This is me, a humorous, funny and computer player.
Would you like to make friends with me?