雅思写作中的经典笑话　　笑果指数 　　I dont have time to read, because I must study.
　　Studying usually involves reading!
　　I shared it by myself.
　　You cannot share things with yourself!
　　It has some disadvantages, because its good for their furture.
　　Disadvantages are bad by definition!
　　China is a big country, so we have four seasons.
　　Small countries may have four seasons, too!
　　She is a good person, because I know her father.
　　The fact that you know her father doesnt mean she is a good person!
　　笑果指数 　　I am writing to express that I am going to receive the aid from you.
　　Are you sure Im going to help you?
　　I need some hands from you.
　　I bet you mean a hand.
　　More and more people are getting older.
　　Whos getting younger?
　　In my opinion, Im a student.
　　Are you not sure?
　　Pandas can give us the development.
　　Sounds difficult.
　　My ability make me couldnt study.
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especially in develolping and developed countries.
　　And what about coutries that are neither developing nor developed?
　　笑果指数 　　My friend must be like animal.
　　What a curse!
　　We share the same things-even the same boyfriend!
　　It is possible but immoral.
　　My major is violence.
　　I hope not so!
　　I often go to the loo to see wild animals.
　　Sound way too funny!
You might mean zoo.
　　My city has a bright future, because of me.
　　Shall we try something modest?