实用口语:愚人节较给力的英语jokesJOKE 1Wife talking to her husband (who reads newspaper all day): I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day.
一个妻子对她的丈夫说(她丈夫整天都在读报纸)：我希望我是一张报纸，那样的话我就可以整天都在你手里了。
Husband: I wish that too, so I could change you daily.
丈夫说：我也希望是那样，那样的话我就可以每天都更新了。
JOKE 2At midnight father saw that his married son leaving home.
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He asks him: what are you doing?
在深夜的时候，父亲看见他已经结婚的儿子准备离家出走…他问儿子：你正在做什么?
The son replied: Dad I am fed up with my life!
My newly marriage is not going well, my wife and my mom keep fighting with each other!
I have to pay bills for my in-laws, and I hate this life!
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I want to go far from here, I want to taste every joy of life, and I want to have every fun of life!
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儿子回答：爸爸，我对我的生活感到十分的厌烦!
我的新婚发展的不顺利，我的妻子和妈妈一直有冲突!
在法律上我必须承受这些，我讨厌这样的生活，我想要远离这里，我想要尝试生活中的各种乐趣，我想要愉快的生活。
Father said: Wait!
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I am coming with you父亲说：等等!
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我和你一起走!
JOKE 3A couple drove several miles down a country road with intense silence.
Not a word was said to each other.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither wanted to concede his position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules(骡子) and pigs, the wife sarcastically asked, "Relatives of yours?
" "Yep, " the husband replied, "in-laws ".
一对夫妇驾驶汽车在乡间路上行驶了几公里，车里沉默的可怕。
彼此一句话也不交流。
他们刚刚的遥讨论变成了争论,谁都不想放弃自己的位置。
当他们经过一个谷仓前的骡子和猪,妻子讽刺地问道:“你的亲戚吗?
”“是的,”丈夫答道,“亲家”。