英语剧剧本:三打白骨精
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英语剧剧本:三打白骨精Three Times’ Beating Monster 遥：T遥S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒 J：沙僧 B：白骨精(何平) B1：B变成的村姑 B2：B变成的太婆B3：B变化成的老头 T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?
S: Bajie,map!
E: (摸出，递给S) S: Look,boss (凑近T)………(T、S一齐转向E) T: Bajie!
How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!
E: Oh, boss!
Forgive me(伸手拿回) T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But…… T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing!
Map?
E: (递)Here.
Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!
Ah I can’t walk on any more!
(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.
S: Fat Pig!
E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….
S: You will what(凶相)?
E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).
S: Hm!
T:(轻咳)Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?
E: You see , boss is hungry,too!
T: Baijie!
Don’t forget who ate my last meal!
J: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away….
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T: Em…….
It is a problem.
Wukong,do you have any idea?
S: No problem!
(安装)(B已躲在一旁偷看) J: This is….
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S: Electric net!
I have learnt the energy of electricity from boss’s books.
So I made this.
No monster can approach you if you stay in it!
T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific!
Emitofo, knowledge is power!
S: Bye!
(走) T: Let’s play cards!
(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》 B: Hm!
Hm!
Electric net?
You are too childish.
(变成B1) B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?
J: I’m sorry,lady.
We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough.
B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance!
Bomb!
T: Bomb?
(打出) B1: Double King!
T: Oh….
I win!
Em……,Lady,you are a boss-hand.
Come in and teach me!
(准备开电网门) S: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!
(上前就打) B1: (倒)Ah…… T: (气愤)Wukong!
Look what have done!
She is my teacher!
S: She is a monster!
T: Nonsense!
(深呼吸) S: Oh,please don’t…… T:It’s too late!
(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱) S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头) T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!
B: (真身出现)Hm!
Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!
(变成太婆) B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?
T: Daughter?
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(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!
(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡) S: (咬牙切齿)You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!
(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2) E&J: Are you Ok, boss?
(扶T) J: Look,(伸食指)how many?
T:Two….
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(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!
(变成B3) B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….
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Who did it?
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(哭喊) S: I’ll kill you, monster!
(打) T: (想阻止，未及)You,you.
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(险些晕，E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives!
S: No,they are not human beings!
They are created by monster!
T: Monster?
You are a real monster!
Never let me see you,go!
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S: (悲，离去)(音乐，营造 假悲伤气氛)《人鬼情未了》 J: boss, brother Monkey is.
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T: Don't mention that guy any more!
B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!
(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后飘走) T: (惊)You are.
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B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!
(E,J去阻斗，被击退) B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha.
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S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.
T: Wukong?
E: Oh,Brother Monkey!
J: Our hero is back!
T: I,I can't understand.
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What happened?
S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing!
This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!
T: How,how did you find out?
S: (沉默).
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Monkey's intuition(直觉) T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声) S: What?
T: I'm sorry.
S: Em?
Louder,please?
T: I.
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