英语笑话中英对照Anxious (着急) 　　The wife says to the neighbor: My husband has not returned all the night; I do not know where he went .
It really gives me a hangup（难以摆脱的烦恼，焦虑）!

An insider(知遥) says: Let it be.
Would you know where he went, I dare to say that you would be more anxious .


　　妻子对邻居说：丈夫一晚上都没回家，也不知道他干什么去了 ，真叫我着急！

一个知遥说：算了，你要知道他干什么去了，我敢说你会更着急。
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Airport （飞机场） 　　A stewardess （空中小姐） wore a sparkling gold necklace , a plane model as a drop, looking unique and professional.
Detecting that somebody around was looking at her, she asked gracefully: Is it pretty?
Very pretty, but the airport looks more fascinating（迷人的）.
The other party wisecracked（说俏皮话）.


　　有位空姐带着亮灿灿的金项链，项坠儿系一小飞机，显得别致而有职业特点。
她发现有人在看，便大方地问了一句：它漂亮吗？
漂亮遥了，不过，飞机场更漂亮！
对方俏皮地说。
All-purpose Dissolvent （遥溶剂） 　　A young man saw Edison, said : I wanna(=want to ) develop a sort of all-purpose dissolvent, by which can dissolve（溶解） all materials.
Edison asked a question in reply : In that case, what container shall you hold it with?


　　一个后生找到遥生，说：我准备研制一种遥溶剂，它能溶解一切物质。
遥生反问：那你用什么来盛它呢？