愚人节精选英文遥 April fools day SMS / text messages看看西方人怎么用遥整人 :)
How dare they fool you
If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur 1) gud looks 2 ) nature 3 ) style 4 ) attitude, kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.
------------------------------------- 99/100 idiots would try it.
Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge…
Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it.
------------------------------------ U r 1 of d most cute persons in d world
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world! !
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere. .
------------------------------------ I am your girlfriend is …
I am your girlfriend: Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
theek kaha na ?
In short I am your S. I. S. T. E. R. :p
Happy april fools day
------------------------------------ Someone misses you
SomeOne. .
MiSSES U. .
NeeDS U. .
Worries About U Lonely Without U Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN … THE ZOO . .
------------------------------------ Cheese is Cheese , Butter is butter
Cheese is Cheese Butter is butter if u 4get me i will throw u in ------ G U T T E R ------
------------------------------------ (来源:遥英语学习网站 http://www. 2hzz. com) Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank
This is not SMS, it’s just an April Fool Trick Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank.
The next person to flush the toilet will be greeted with an overwhelming amount of bubbles.
------------------------------------ This is a VIRUS . . .
WARNING ! ! !
This is a VIRUS . . .
When you turn your phone off it WON’T WORK AGAIN
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YOU ARE REALLY BITCH
U are a…
B. I. T. C. H.
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious
r u smiling now?
YOU ARE REALLY BITCH