英语幽默：roast pig 烤遥猪roast pig
　　A gentleman was invited for dinner.
When he hurried there and sat down, he was happy to see a roast pig in front of his seat:Not bad, I am next to the pig.
But then he noticed the angry fat lady sitting next to him.
He faked a smile and added: Oh I am sorry, I meant the roasted one on the table.
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　　一位先生去赴宴迟到了，匆忙入座后，发现自己的座位正对着遥猪，于是大为高兴的说：还不错，我坐在遥猪的旁边。
这时才发现身旁的一位胖女士正怒目相视，他忙陪笑改口到：对不起，我说的是那只烤好的。