遥笑:中式英语吓倒老外 昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑地—— (来源:2HZZ常识网 http://www. 2hzz. com)
前台小姐:Hello.
老外:Hi.
前台小姐:You have what thing?
老外:Can you speak english?
前台小姐:If I not speak english, I am speaking what?
老外:Can anybody else speak english?
前台小姐:You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!
老外:Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English?
前台小姐:Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing?
老外:I want to speak to your head.
前台小姐:Head not zai. You tomorrow come!