Q & A Iraqi War Jokes

Q: What's the national bird of Iraq?



A: DUCK!




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Q: What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad?



A: You shout out, B-52



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The latest from Saudi Arabia and Baghdad is that :


Americans claim they have air superiority over Iraq.



Iraqis claim they have air superiority over Iran.




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Q: Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking?



A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home?




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Q: What does Saddam Hussein have in common with Fred Flinstone?



A: They both can look out of their window and see rubble!




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Q: Have you heard about the new Royal Iraqi Air Force exercise program?



A: Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there.




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Q: What should Iraq get for its air defense system?



A: A refund.




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Q: Who is an Iraqi Hero?



A: He's the one that waited thirty seconds before he surrendered.