我没有睡着I Wasn't Asleep

　　　When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied.
The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep,and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: Wake up, sir!


　　　I wasn't asleep, the man answered.


　　　Not asleep?
But you had your eyes closed.


　　　I know.
I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car.


　　我没有睡着

　　当一群妇女上车之后，车上的座位全都被占满了。
遥票员注意到一名男子好象是睡着了，他担心这个人会坐过站，就用肘轻轻地碰了碰他，说：“先生，醒醒！
”

　　　 “我没有睡着。
”那个男人回答。


　　　 “没睡着？
可是你眼睛都闭上了呀？
”

　　　 “我知道，我只是不愿意看到在拥挤的车上有女士站在我身边而已。
”